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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 68 points 2 months ago

Big if true

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] fool 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] verstra 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

How many slovenias are there?

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 44 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 2 months ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

Are these things related?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

preposterous !

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago