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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
 

Janeway watches her replicator create a column of coffee which spills all over the platform. Moments later, the mug materializes.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Knock Knock
Speculative Execution
Who's there?

[–] Lodra 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I’m really not sure if “Failed to load media” is a voyager error or the real post 🫠

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Voyager error. It's a gif of Star Trek, I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Star Trek Voyager, yes

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ALL HAIL THE PROXY

"The proxy failed to fetch the media from the server"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ah, lol. Weirdly, I warmed the proxy and it worked for me (so should have worked for everyone after). Should be fixed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For a bit the picture didn’t show up and I thought that was the joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Yeah. It's a poorly-compressed 6.5 MB GIF. I'm running it through my instance's proxy to not overwhelm catbox where it's hosted. Not part of the joke lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago