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Same could be said about other distros, btw ;)

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IMHO Debian and Ubuntu should be swapped: swapped:

Debian as the serious guy, that's doing the hard work under the hood while the flashy Ubuntu gets the credit for being popular.

[–] Shareni 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But Debian doesn't sell enterprise support while trying to screw its users

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Arch is filming

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Native English speaker here, what does “shaddy” mean?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's not an English word. Its use here is most likely a misspelling of "shady", which means disreputable, questionable, or possibly up to no good.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Your acting hella shaddy"

Seriously? If you see that you should realise it's not a good source of information.

You're dumb as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know we should not objectify people, and I rarely do.

That said.. As a heterosexual man I got to say that this is one of the first times I have truly seen how handsome Elvis was. God damn.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Why is Colbert doing security for Elvis?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was Elivis considered particularly versatile?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He knew karate and was an actor, I guess

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I seem to remember he also did some singing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No way. The guy who died on the toilet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Singing while 🎶 searching for yooouuuuuuu, in the cold Kentucky raaaaaaiiiiaaaaaaaiiiiaaaahhhaaaahhaaaaahhaaaaiiiiinnnn.🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was unaware that Debian had a thing for 14 year olds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So much misinformation on the internet smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This is one of my favorite photos on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

you forgot: the lfs masochist