this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] subiacOSB@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

What did you do Kevin?

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Whoever did this is the king of the

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But even if I do tell someone, I'll make them promise not to tell. Watertight baby

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

telling anyone would be a red line.

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too late, the beans has been spilled

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This has not bean your best day

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is a distressing image

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there some context i am missing?

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

This nibbler eating beans.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!!

They spilled the beans

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude.

You have to drown your phone in them for that.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are in for a week of bean memes

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[–] circledot@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.

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