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Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don't know much about it though.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
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Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isnβt Linux.
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Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
android
Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick
It'll randomly doze off whenever you don't look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.
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I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
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Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Void has a really badass name.
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
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Ironically it's probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
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There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
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TiVo
Anything with systemd :)
After spending a bit of time today debugging a systemd issue I can start to sympathise with this. Not come across or really looked for viable alternatives that aren't just a return to random bash init scripts though.
"I use Arch btw"
The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
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