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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] ICastFist 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh I'm gonna steal this joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You wouldn't download a ~~car~~ joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] my_hat_stinks 17 points 2 months ago

So what was the joke? People try to play off a lot of really horrific shit with "it's only a joke".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

For honest jokes, it's true but on the Internet it can depend on the joke(r). There's dogwhistles and the whole Shrodinger's asshole as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think they meant "joke(r)" as shorthand for "joke or joker". Not sure how they got code quotes into there though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lol, I put joke(r) and it turned into the (r)

code quotes are using the backtick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

backslash in front of the open parenthesis to avoid the "autocorrect" to (R)

\(R) = (R)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"It was just a prank, bro!"

Say what the joke was that you got pushback for, coward

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The internet in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TSA when I say I have a pipe bomb in my femur.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This gave me a bit of a chuckle the first time I saw it expressed on the internet as a notion. It is annoying though as I like to hang out in the internet like I might at a friends basement in high school but others want it to be like we are actual members of congress trying to get something done. Or at least act like we might like them to act to seriously do their job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We know Novak. We know.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

99% of internet discourse nowadays 🥲