this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not me!

I cry in the shower at night after work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I don't mind going to work seconds after waking up but I'll be damned if I'm taking it to bed with me

[–] gnutrino 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's a picture of the Andromeda galaxy so I'm nowhere near there. We don't have images like that of the Milky Way for hopefully obvious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Andromeda is great this time of the year

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I don't cry.

Until I do, then I REALLY cry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I work remotely so I can mute myself when ever I want to cry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

- @lugal, we can still see you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

🤯🥺😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's not only space, but also time.

You are crying in year 13.800.000.000 after the creation of the universe. In just 200 years, no one alive will remember you anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The year you know is not absolute to the galaxy. We need a different definition of time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I take baths 😎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Since sufferring seems to be a world constant, I imagine there are billions of billions of aliens crying in their shower with me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

MOM!!! cm0002 says we live in Andromeda, is that true?!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

the posted picture is to remind you not to take it so seriously. Life is all bullshit. You are here for a short time. You die and you are dead. Spend your time enjoying it by living in the moment and stop fearing the future

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So, let's say we didn't have this society. You being someone who would be crying in the shower before work, would probably not even had made it past infancy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good point, if instead of having some good things and some bad things we just had all bad things, then things would be worse.

But, and hear me out on this, what if we had one less bad thing or one more good thing. Then we repeat that. We could get to a better place.

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You cried so much, you turned the galaxy blue