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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 hour ago

No shit.

No better way to kill brick and mortar than to make people interact more just to be able to pay you money for something.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 minutes ago

Every single time I see it, I add it to my Amazon cart. It's not great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

"I don't want to bother them, they're busy"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

No shit. There was briefly an electronics store in the 90s where literally everything was priced low, but it was allllll locked up, either behind glass or held to the countertop with a security wire. I can't even remember the name of it. It was like grand opening, grand closing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

De Kijkshop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I just cut shit off the racks or tear the packaging. If it's in a cage I'm going somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 58 minutes ago

Same and I don't even shoplift. I feel like interacting with a human should not be required in order to go shopping. I just want to grab my stuff in peace, check it out myself, and go.

Same reason why I ignore the receipt checkers. I just walk on by. Unless you're at Costco, they're not going to stop you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

The people who check receipts to make sure you've paid for everything you are removing from the store. OP is saying that the Costco people are hard core, but that other stores' receipt checkers aren't going to try to stop you, which makes those places much more hassle free to just shop and go after you've paid for your purchases.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wish the pharmacy was still owned by the pharmacist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wish doctors' practices were still owned by doctors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? That would be awesome. I could pay directly to the person providing me a service instead of dealing with all the middle men

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

They have played us all for absolute fools

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah… if you’ve got everything locked up you need to find one of the few staff left who is under far too much pressure to deal with customers.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's the fucking worst. Say I need a toothbrush, new mascara, and cough syrup. That's gonna be at least 10 minutes waiting for the one overworked staff member to unlock the case at each of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A toothbrush? In the U.K. they’re like 2 quid …we’re actually gonna end up with people using Amazon for their shop for everything. It won’t end up with your weekly shopping trip being from the same place either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (8 children)

They're super cheap here too, but Walgreens at almost every location I've been to locks up absolutely everything

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

To be fair Walgreens happily marks a $1 brush up to $5

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Especially when you have one employee trying to cover the entire 16,000 square foot store. She isn't able to stop checking people out to come help me get allergy medicine? It's pretty bad when Walmart provides a better experience .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Several of the Walmart locations near me do this as well, now. One of them locks up diapers and baby formula, deodorant, shaving products, cough and allergy medications, basically all of their cosmetics department, the entirety of the tools department, most of paints, and all of electronics except for some reason the DVD's. This is in addition to the usual stuff that's under lock and key like the jewelry counter, ammo, and knives.

As a result, as if I didn't already need a reason, I just don't go there anymore.

Retailers have consistently made retail shit, and then they turn around and whine that they're losing money because everyone is shopping online. Well, this is surely another part of it. What customer is going to stand around waiting for one of the three employees you have left in the store find the keys and unlock the cabinet to buy a fucking can of shaving cream and perp walk them to the checkout so they can pay right then and there versus just having Amazon deliver it tomorrow without the hassle?

And thus, Amazon takes over another few square feet of the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been thinking about opening a regular corner store, but without having a ton of superfluous junk like all these other stores have. Like one or two options for a toothbrush, a few options for toothpaste, etc. Basically just the more popular stuff that people want to buy and make it easy for them to actually buy it. Maybe even offer a drive up window so you can grab a few things on your way home. People will pay good money to avoid Walmart and also for convenience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Do it, and call it "The Lockup", because you only sell shit that's locked up everywhere else.

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