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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've been thinking about opening a regular corner store, but without having a ton of superfluous junk like all these other stores have. Like one or two options for a toothbrush, a few options for toothpaste, etc. Basically just the more popular stuff that people want to buy and make it easy for them to actually buy it. Maybe even offer a drive up window so you can grab a few things on your way home. People will pay good money to avoid Walmart and also for convenience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Do it, and call it "The Lockup", because you only sell shit that's locked up everywhere else.