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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I don't know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the "reality policing" business.

That's one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

It's that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He'll be missed! /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

He came and he went

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She died trying to suck her penis.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Oh gosh I made a faux pas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

the embarrassment killed him....

F

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get "free electricity".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?

Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You gotta so some thinking with portals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s penises all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.

That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Mr hands!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Go fuck yourself doll licker

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

His dick was in his mouth?

Balls resting on his lips.

He made it, hunhh?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

No, he died trying to suck your penis

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You just gonna compliment the guy like that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.

Carrot Top is available

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The only relatable thing hes ever done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Now this one is believable! Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.