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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

As a Jewish person I find that absolutely hilarious. For over two thousand years the foundation of Judaism has been the exact opposite. Nearly everything in the torah has been interpreted, reinterpreted, and then we fight over who has the best interpretations (of course some things can be viewed on a literal level but those are interpreted on multiple other levels as well). Also despite Christians stealing nearly everything from us Hell isn't one of them, I have no idea where they got that (probrally the pagans).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd tell you, but I'd have to circumcise you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!!)?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wore through my Robin Hood men in tights vhs when I was young I watched it so much. Mel is a very funny man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh sure, you loved that movie. The people in the movie, not so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

They clearly aren't circumcised then :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe your weather control devices?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.

Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

Thanks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.

(Sorry not racists just playing the part)

[–] JackbyDev 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

While my wife and I were evangelical Christians in college we attended a few Jewish events for part of a religious study class she was taking. That is definitely what stood out to me, too. While it's difficult to really make definitive statements about Christianity as a whole because it's so varied, the type we were familiar with from our Bible belt upbringing was definitely more about a pretty literal interpretation about everything. It was very fascinating to learn that Jewish people are much more practical about their interpretation. For context, growing up I'd say a good bit of the people in my church viewed remarrying after divorce as adultery because marriage is meant to be forever.

One thing I remember finding fascinating was like the layers of annotations on scripture. Like people would annotate annotations with their responses and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

The Talmud, which is basically a bunch of Rabbis arguing about what the Torah means, is almost as important as the Torah itself.

There's a famous phrase in Jewish culture: two Jews, three opinions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's been the same with Christianity for most of the 2000 years it has existed. Christians had so many different interpretations they have been split up into splinter groups as early as 30 years after Jesus death.

Literalism is a pretty new concept, rougthly from the late 19th century.

If anybody is interested about the history, I can recomend Center Place`s newest video, a progressive church that has a lot of historical and very scholary lectures about Christianity and Judaism (no preaching or converting). Their lectures playlist is a treasure. And I say this as a very much not Christian or Jewish person.

Here is their video on Literalism

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Christianity is fear, and Judaism is clever loopholes. Fear you will go to hell versus you'll get into the kingdom eventually, one way or another.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Poor, poor Mel boy. He is in dire need of mental help and adult supervision.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Aw it was sad that all of Mel's Nazi memorabilia burned to a crisp.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some niggling part of my brain keeps wondering if ivermectin is actually a crazy cure for cancer, could anyone break down the science for me? I have a decent understanding of molecular biology, but no idea about what ivermectin is chemically or how it would play in

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It kills parasitic infections caused by worms. Cancer is not a parasitic infection caused by a worm. It's like asking if a mouse trap can fix climate change. No, because they are in no way related.

If you want to know the specific mechanism involved, it has to do with properties worms have but mammals don't: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivermectin#Mechanism_of_action

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It kills parasitic infections caused by worms. Cancer is not a parasitic infection caused by a worm. It’s like asking if a mouse trap can fix climate change. No, because they are in no way related.

That's not a convincing argument. It suffices to say that ivermectin was considered as a candidate for a cancer drug as early as 2018, with a proposed mechanism of action and everything. It's not as simple as "cancer is not a parasitic infection", because pharmacology is never this simple. That paper also mentions positive study results both in vitro and in vivo. There is also a lot of later research (search ivermectin cancer on google scholar), but it's potentially biased by the horrifying memetic war that happened in America during the covid pandemic.

My conclusion from ten minutes of googling is that quite possibly it's a real weak anti-cancer drug much like the already-known ones. It's hard to be sure of those things - we're in an age where there's enough research and publication bias and politics that you can't trust individual studies^1^. And you can't fully trust meta-analyses either, but I can't even find a meta-analysis of ivermectin as used for cancer, so.

(It's pretty safe to say that it's not an amazing cancer drug much better than all existing ones (like some people seem to think) - both on priors, and because if that was the case it'd be extremely obvious from all of the studies already made.)

^1^ I don't mean fraud, I mean that if a hundred teams over the globe try a study of something that doesn't work, five of them will find p<0.05 results by pure chance and quite possibly only those teams will publish it - so until several good replications come along, it'll look like there's a real and well-supported effect. And there can be much subtler problems than this - see, say, how well the studies of psychic powers go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Okay, that's a fair enough response and I learned something, so thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, if you drank enough of it, I'm sure the cancer would stop growing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

It works similarly to the traditional bleach cure in that regard. Both are 100% effective if used properly.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I always like that comic, but wish he had done a bit on one of the ways we used to (maybe someone still does it somewhere? Idk) impregnate cells with DNA. Take a modified .22 bullet, load it with the DNA, and blast it at cells.

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