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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

No you won't "definitely won't forget this time"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'll remember because by the time I put it in there I'm close to dying of thirst, but still won't drink something at room temp. So forgetting and then remembering my crippling dehydration is generally a pretty good egg timer for it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Get a drink with more alcohol in it. It will survive longer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Roughly 1 degree below 0°C per degree (percent) of alcohol is the rule of thumb I was taught

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

FUCK I put a snack in the freezer like... 5 days ago? And completely forgot about it until now

This will happen again I can't fetch it right now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I’ve forgotten about thin mints in the freezer for so long that I had purchased another pack the next Girl Scout cookie season and only found them when I put newly purchased package in the freezer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Jo when you home buddy? Set a timer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This. I put protein shakes in the freezer bc they taste better the colder they are. They aren't good though if you freeze them then let them thaw, so it's a pretty high risk game. I try to remember to set a 30 minute timer on my phone whenever I do it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I've learned the hard way (multiple times) that if beverage goes into freezer a timer of one hour MUST be set on my phone or smart speaker, because I gaslighted myself into believing it's illegal to put drinks in the freezer and if someone finds out I'll be arrested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

This is genius!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

Bomb has been planted.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Know thyself and set a timer. I don't allow myself to do stuff like that without setting an alarm.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Beep, beep, beep,

Beep, beep, beep,

What's that for, again?

Better turn it off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I’m gonna turn it off now, and get to it right away. Where does the burn smell come from?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

MultiTimer for Android and iOS: Set as many labelled timers as you like.

Android (not sure about iOS) you can also label your native alarm app alarms.

Can recommend 👍👍

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

"Why does it smell burnt? I am sure I set a timer!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

"Hey Google, set a 20 min reminder*, 'drinks in the freezer'"

20 mins later Google will notify "Brinks the breezer" but hopefully that's enough to remind me.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

20 minutes later: silences timer because I’m too focused on something else.

2 days later: … crap.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

"Guess I'm re-washing that load of laundry."

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

I have graduated to even screwing up my timers. Now the timer doesn't get silenced until the thing it is timing gets accomplished. Unless I'm distracted and fail to use that rule, then it's back to square one of course.

Edit: whoops, two people already said basically this. Guess I'll leave it

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yep! My fridge has a one-tap 30-min timer specifically for drinks in the freezer (you can also then adjust the time with more taps). Needless to say, it is one of the most used functions of my fridge (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Don't know wheter it is a "smart fridge" but that's one smart fridge!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My ex. Never me. I'd drink soda warm before id risk it bursting.

My ADHD absolutely can't handle that clean up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

If you get lucky it supercools before freezing and the shock of the vessel breaching is enough to freeze the rest of it mid-explosion. The one time I've had a bottle burst (luckily the cap gave way first), that happened and I was left with a bottle with frozen liquid holding the cap a few cm above the bottle and minimal dripping.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

get a wife. you leave one drink to long in the freezer a few dozen times and they never let you live it down.

[–] the_artic_one 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's even faster to put it in ice water and the worst that can happen if you forget about it is your drink gets warm again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Add salt to the ice water so it melts colder and it will cool your drink faster.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Now try something in the oven.

YES, A TIMER IS NECESSARY!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Good thing my oven has an integrated timer. In fact, it won't work without setting the timer. Never thought about how much grief that must have saved me already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Me: I'm gonna season and dry the wok for a few minutes while I do the dishes.

does dishes

walks out of room.

air quality alert from filter goes off saying bad air quality.

Shit the wok!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So many exploded cans and bottles in my youth but also the magic when you got it and your coke was in slushie form and then you added booze.

Chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

My family had a recipe for brandy slush that used the alcohol to prevent the mix from freezing solid. It was a big hit at summer parties.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean my roommate wasn't trying to make beer slushy all over the freezer daily?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I always set a 1 hour timer. Or I will definitely forget.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Sometimes I set a timer and when it chimes I've already forget what it was for lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

On most smartphones you can give titles to timers.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

B and C. Nothing should be on Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

I didn't forget but I put it all the way in the back to speed up the process and ended up with a slushy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Obviously it won't work for cold drinks, but for warm drinks, I got my wife a few of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Ember-Temperature-Control-1-5-hr-Battery/dp/B0BHBTQB3X

She still forgets her drinks, but now when she finds them, they've usually maintained the desired temperature.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

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