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I'm sure many of you have seen this image floating around online at some point.

It seems a rather neat idea, though I'd be worried about any sort of accident, or even potential fight, ripping that piercing right out.

But, what if the lenses attached with magnets instead?...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks cool but feels like it would be a little... flimsy? Wouldn't the lenses being attached like that exert quite a significant amount of leverage on a single fixed point? Feels like they would bob as you move wouldn't they?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought about that a bit later on myself. Like, if you just look down, wouldn't gravity just do its thing and pull the glasses away from your face?

But that also made me think, where the nose pads are, you could also have piercings on the sides of the nose and matching pins in the nose pads to much better hold them in place.

I dunno, seems a nifty novelty idea for people into piercings (not for me though), but also seems it could have been designed a bit better than that too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just can't see it having enough structural integrity unless you graft the piercings onto your nasal bone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make the magnetic surfaces flat, so they prefer to rest at an exact angle. Neodymium magnets are pretty strong ya know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the skin is not rigid, and piercings are ultimately just attached to your skin are they not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Typical glasses aren't exactly rigid either, and I wouldn't even want them to be super rigid anyways. Hey, at least the piercing mount wouldn't be able to slide down your nose.

And if something happens, like you bump into something, or get punched or whatever, at least the lens(es) should easily pop off, rather than ripping the piercing out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Good question, I don't have any piercings to even know 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why not make the lenses small enough to just fit on your eyeball?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because then you have to touch your eyeball and that’s gross

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 2 points 1 week ago

Not if you're any fun. Here's a new word for some: worming

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because the same people who would hurt themselves accidentally ripping out their nose bridge piercings would forget to take out their fit-to-eyeball lenses absolutely every day before going to sleep.

(it's me, i'm people)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cannot rule out that that would be me.

frantically checks eyes for lenses she doesn't even own

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once found twenty-eight pennies under my foreskin which is strange because the Canadian Mint stopped making them in 2012.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: SatansMaggotyCumFart is circumcised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Flat edges or round edge Canadian pennies?

We need more details..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Wasn't there also one who went to a doctor with a "stuck lens she couldn't remove" and it was actually her cornea? I think she did some permanent damage to her eye

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oof, I saw that one. How does that even happen, without eye infection no less?!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because having continuous infections on the top of the bridge of your nose is way more fun.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you want the lenses touching your eyeball? I would imagine that’d be very uncomfortable, not to mention messy. I’d be cleaning my glasses every time my eyes changed direction. 🤣 😅 🥸😏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You do realize that Satan was referring to contact lenses right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because then you couldn't look nearly as cyberpunk

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think this would be painful over time and probably make that skin saggy, as it stretches it out over time.

I have a magnet implant in my hand and it's uncomfortable to have something as small as a screw hanging on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a magnet implant in my hand and it’s uncomfortable to have something as small as a screw hanging on it.

Be careful with hanging stuff from your magnet implant: the pressure on your skin isn't necessarily great but it's constant and unrelenting, and you could cause necrosis of your skin the magnet pinches in as little as one hour. That's mostly the reason why I never pursued magnet implants to attach things to my body (and also because I want to retain the ability to get an MRI done)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wh... Why do you have a magnet implant in your hand? If you don't mind me asking. If you do mind, I didn't ask.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably as a fashion item. It makes them more attractive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I will accept this as reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

100% truth. You should see the ladies get wet when I pick up a coin with it at the bar.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some people who work with electricity so this because it lets them feel electric fields.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I wonder how strong the electromagnetic field needs to be, and what frequency, to feel it. I'd love to have the ability to touch an ethernet cable and feel whether it's actively communicating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not very strong. Your fingers are extremely sensitive, so once nerve endings form around the implant you should be able to feel almost anything. Rub a single hair across your finger and you can feel it, now imagine that your finger is 20 times more sensitive or that that hair is imbedded into your skin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Wh… Why do you have a magnet implant in your hand? If you don’t mind me asking. If you do mind, I didn’t ask.

Not the OP, but I too have implants all over my body - mostly in my hands also but not only. They're RFID and NFC transponders and they let me open doors, start my car (when I care to drive it, which isn't often), pay for things with contactless payment, log into computers, authenticate myself with my banking app...

I don't think I've used a key in the last 5 years, and a payment card in the last 3 months.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fucking love the concept although I personally struggle to think of use cases in my own life that would justify the cost and effort. Very cool though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My use case was getting into the building at work because I kept losing my tag. One quick jab, copying the ID with a Proxmark3 and problem solved. Then I installed a NFC lock at home - that I upgraded to a RFID floor mat - so I have a NFC transponder implanted in my hand, and a RFID one in my foot. Super useful to unlock the door with your arms full of groceries 🙂 Then it kind of snowballed from there and it became a bit of a hobby. But my rule is, I never implant stuff that I don't plan to use everyday to make my life easier, so all my implants are used all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's actually super cool. How do you get these implants?? Are you DIYing it? :o how do they stay in the same place and not like, travel up your arm from your hand? :o

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Why not? How often can you gain another sense?

I'm mostly forgotten it's there. Every now and then I feel a microwave, or high amperage power cable.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was wondering why there's nose pads; but looking closer I think there's a pin sticking out of each lense that gets inserted into the implanted nose bridge making a hinge of sorts. (instead of a screw) The lenses are held firmly in two axis; but can rotate up/down to rest on the nose pads, while being removable.

I'd be worried about bumping/catching them on anything and ripping that piercing/implant out too, but I don't think magnets would be strong enough to stop them moving around with any sort of g-forces.

As someone who sleeps face down quite a bit, I'd never try this. It would definitely drive me nuts just trying sleep with that bridge in, plus it would get snagged on bedding/clothes/towels/etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh no, to me this is only a hypothetical idea. I'd never sleep with such a piercing thingy either.

But you do get the almost neat idea of daily wear right?

Hell I dunno..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait to grab my screwdriver and unbolt my glasses from my face before I shower.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

All the reasons listed here aside, for this eyeglass apparatus pierced through the bridge of the nose.

Tell me that you can romantically kiss your significant other with this trailer hitch looking apparatus between their eyes.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how you rip a pillowcase

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah idk man. I don't think this is it...

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