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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Luke McGarry?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but the compression artifacts make the other one more authentic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elons open antisemitism phase is over. He is openly racist now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Those two things in no way exclude each other.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember how Muammar Gaddafi acted all shocked when the crowd of angry people started bashing his head in??? I'm looking forward to seeing that same look on elons fat mishapen face. Dude looks like he half walrus, he should wear a toga to hide it better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except he also hates Jews.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This reads more like he hates Muslims/immigrants and is using antisemitism as a weapon to try and get Jewish people to hate them too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea how you could interpret it that way. Absolutely no one else did.

Even the White House decided to comment on it: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67446800

And he basically admitted it because he then did some really stupid damage control: https://www.lemonde.fr/en/pixels/article/2024/01/23/elon-musk-says-he-was-naive-on-antisemitism-as-he-visits-auschwitz_6456954_13.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The second paragraph is just that. Contempt for (western) Jewish people because they are (apperently) pro immigration and are now supposedly reaping the consequences of that.

I'm not trying to excuse the anti-semitism, just this more of a comment on immigration that Jews themselves. Just like how these people attack the LGBT community for supporting Palestine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The comment he claimed was “the actual truth” included the suggestion that there’s a difference between white people and Jews. Most Jews are white.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean that's a whole different kettle of fish isn't it? Race is basically nonsense with concrete definitions and white especially is all over the place in terms of who "counts". And people who are ethnically Jewish fsce discrimination because of it, so there is non antisemitic reasons to differentiate them (although I'm 100% not saying that's what happening here.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

People who are ethnically Jewish (I am one of them) face discrimination for it in large part because many white people consider us an "other" who is not white. Despite the fact that we benefit from our whiteness almost as much as they do.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

And a bit of apartheid emerald mine.

[–] RandomVideos 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[–] RandomVideos 5 points 1 day ago

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Incredible lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I already heard about this