this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Oh it Already is.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd argue it's quite the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on "lapse" you'll experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Its okay they are pros at it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The ~~gift~~ poop that keeps on giving

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

accuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it's like when it actually happens though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's dead but his battery isn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

/c/nopoop fixed it for you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

8 months no alcohol here;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

4 weeks no feaces

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's a huge effort!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holup. People track dookies?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Find the Lemmy user "mizu". They've been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it's become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it's performance art

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in 'Lemmy Museum' as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Any idea how to link to a user here?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Congrats.

Now no poop for 4 days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

???? 12 d 12h....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Apparently they're already on 12 days..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Congrats on the smoking!

[–] tram1 1 points 1 year ago

A ciggy might help with the poo...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You haven’t pooped??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shitzen poopens

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

One of my grandfather's started smoking when he was 11 years old. But then after he got married to his wife he got a call from his wife's doctor while he was at home and was told his wife had asthma.

He quit smoking half way through a cigarette and never touched any tobacco products again.

Just felt like sharing that for inspiration in case anyone might have a problem with their efforts to quit smoking.