15liam20

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"Screw up" not "shoot up".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Next to "bee's bollocks"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Also, bullet holes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Sounds like the only thing he's trickling down is mucus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It is to a weed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I also use my penis on hard mode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Would help a lot if you're down with fascist dystopias.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's from Staines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Fortune favours the bold.

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