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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Off to horny jail for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

thats not how comedic timing works. You can't just put that in the title. I would expect people read the title first. also I am slightly upset that cannibalism is framed as "evil" here, but you know, your opinion.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I love it that some can't find absolutely nothing wrong with this ad and are calling the others perverts. Makes it even funnier

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'll never understand Snickers marketing towards being hungry. It's a fucking candy bar. I don't want a fucking candy bar when I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I suspect the kind of people who eat Snickers when they're hungry are the same kind of people who drink Coke as their morning pick-me-up.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

People need to feel justified.

"I'm not eating this candy bar because I love sweets; I'm only doing it because my blood sugar is low. It's not candy, it's medicine."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

The commercial is from a time before protein bars.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it's a sourse of carbs that doesn't take a lot of space and doesn't cost much (I'm looking at you, "fitness" bars)

[–] ICastFist 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As someone who's ever seen snicker bars top at ~10cm, how big is one of those king-size?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

it's like 1,5 of a usual one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

15 cm or so, if memory serves. They haven't been available here for over a decade 😔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I use it as a temporary fix if I’m very hungry while I’m out and about and can’t get a meal immediately. It’s more filling than a pure chocolate bar because it has nuts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, what it is, is a sugar rush that sometimes makes you feel energised if consumed in smaller quantities. But a whole bar is way too sweet for you anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sugar high has been disproven so many times. If it occurs at all it's psychosomatic. In children, they get excited because they're getting a treat and go nuts. None of it is from the sugar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just saw this the other day and the poor word choice was enough without cropping out a bunch of the original ad.

[–] gnutrino 11 points 1 day ago

I think her grabbing his hair with that predatory grin does as much as the word choice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, it’s only technically making it better huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're assuming that all they planned to do with the Snickers was eat it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I'm not sure what could be done with a candy bar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I find your lack of imagination, disturbing.

I have definitely had fun with a frozen Baby Ruth and a melty Hershey's (not simultaneously).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From a more innocent time..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

...When incest wasn't looked down on.