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[–] [email protected] 123 points 4 months ago

Hey we got our first illegal immigrant president, if that ain't woke I don't know what is.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Trump's soft, shitty brain is no match for Elon's younger, shitty brain.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A reminder that he is wearing a “Occupy Mars” shirt. A movement to occupy Mars. How can we do this? Well we need water. And he wants to bomb Mars to achieve this. The Nazi supporting lunatic wants to bomb Mars!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Eh, terraforming Mars by bombing the shit out of it's surface is just one theoretical method, but very long term plan - far extending his mortal life. He wouldn't have patience for such but instead wants to build permanent bases there as soon as possible

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The thing I love the most about these memes is they're seriously effective.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are they though? I feel like they just make those that found Trump and Elon to be really weird and rotten, have a laugh. I don't know anyone conservative, that has commented on these kinds of memes, to me or others I know.

Or did you mean effective in pulling some political stance BBJ reversal moves?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It's effective in driving a rift between Musk and Trump, as many news outlets are reporting that they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began. Trump's superiority complex and vanity is absolute, so being upstaged by a positionless goon will make him very unhappy.

Although, I concede that we don't know what actual longterm effect if any this will truly have.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began.

Ugh, the childish insecurities are not befitting of someone in charge of anything, let alone a country. Dude is seriously a loser. Despite all that money and power, at the core, he's just an insecure loser.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh I see. That's a solid take on the situation IMO. Haha yeah. Time will tell what comes of this shit show being put on by goons, and loons, set on the verge of collapse, USA. Let dumpster fires light their way.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (96 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Is that why he wears diapers?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're probably both bottoming for Putin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I think they both just watch each other jack off like two cucks.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

There is no bottom.

There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.

That's what you're talking about, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You really don't need to call every dude you dislike "gay".

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