"How's your relationship?"
"It's rocky."
"Care to elaborate?"
"I mean, it's really in the shitter."
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Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there's a puddle of oil or other stuff, it's super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
The last apartment I had, the landlord at some point had put very rough outdoor quartz tiles in the kitchen. They were porous and had crevices everywhere so were impossible to keep clean. Our routine became vacuuming for regular cleaning, mopping any sticky spots when needed, and getting on our hands and knees once a year to scrub the tile with soap and brushes. It was the only way to actually clean the tile and the tile would change colors every time we did it. Did I mention that this tile has been installed over 3 more layers of flooring? Classic landlord special apartment.
When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism
A black light would blind you in this room
Thanks, I hate it.
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
Where's the flusher?!
Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?
I do now!
I can feel the pinches just looking at it.