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[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I've got 2 of everything just in case. Dirty dishes can't pile up if they don't exist.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You underestimate some of us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You underestimate yourself. You'll get this.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (7 children)

We're a family of three with a 19 year old, so our cutlery drawer looks just like this unless we ask him to bring all the dishes from his room.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

That struggle is real and universal! We found utensils buried in our back yard, at a friend’s house… it’s nuts!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

I don't know what this is but it's certainly not in keeping with the lord's way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think you've swapped knife and fork…

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did this for a few years and it was amazing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

as a single dad living with one teenager kid, the two plate strategy was a total game changer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He dishwashes daily? How inefficient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Unless they have enough plates and utensils and are willing to risk a mold problem to save up plates with gunks of food over the course of a week to run the dishwasher at good efficiency, it's far simpler, cheaper, and more hygienic to just wash them by hand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it's far simpler, cheaper, and more hygienic to just wash them by hand.

In that amount, yes. But usually, dishwasher is more efficient and hygienic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

In hindsight I should have used "or" instead of "and".

But of course! I really miss having a dishwasher since I flew back home from the US. I know that they absolutely do a better job at cleaning than humans can, and loading it up properly and keeping it organized is such dopamine hit for my OCD brain.

If you live alone, though, I'd advise against using it, or at least get a way smaller dishwasher.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Sometimes you need more than one teaspoon during a meal? Say if you have soup and tea and hate to eat soup with the tablespoon.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was so bad at keeping on top of washing my dishes in Uni that I absolutely decided to have exactly 1 plate, cup, mug,and each cutlery. Can't have more dirty dishes than you have dishes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is the way. Friends think I really like this one bowl. Truth is I like an empty sink, so I force myself to wash it by only owning one bowl.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It happens sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

See, if I had that guys place you would find these 4 utensils in the sink because I'm a monster

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

OP is a fancy one with their actual silverware. When i was a bachelor, it was box of plastic forks, box of plastic spoons, and box of plastic knives.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Saving up for singular silverware would probably save you money in the long run

[–] randombullet 8 points 5 days ago

I usually get them from take out places or the cafeteria. Never bought any single use items during my bachelor years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

lol two spoons and a fork, what a waste. i only use one spoon for everything.

edit: ooh i get it now, they have a significant other who sometimes visits. (big spoon, small spoon)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Sometimes I use a small spoon for ice cream. Big spoon for cereal though I'm not fuckin around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

you can honestly get by with just a spoon. need a butter knife? use the spoon handle. need to jab something? just scoop it instead. need to cut something? just cook it a little more so it gets soft

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Did they borrow these from a restaurant. I just find it more menacing to just buy 1 of each, searched online and I can’t find a single reasonably priced utensil set that only sells 1 of each in the set.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

2 words: Thrift. Shop.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

He is not your friend, he is just keeping you around for a time when he can't find some else and feels the urge to kill again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

It's all he needs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

You cannot convince me this man is not a serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have 4 of each just in case I don't feel like doing the dishes today

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No pie server - what kind of barbarian is this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (11 children)

They live alone, why have a pie server if you are just gonna eat it yourself?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I actually love this. It’s clean organized and simplified!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Replace the fork and spoon with a spork.

Fewer utensils to clean!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Been there done that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

He never has dishes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

This is me. It's perfectly fine until something, somehow, goes missing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Is your friend Bill Dauterive?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I mean it at least forces you to do your dishes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That's one beautiful teaspoon

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