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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.

I thought everyone knew that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Super disconercting when you're not the one in the lift.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

they redecorate the lift

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sent my dollarz to a Nigerian Prince and the next day it doubled. What is this sorcery?

DM me so I can introduce you to the prince. 🙃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

No one ever sends me those scams :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Run electrocty through a stone and now you have a brain. Wtf?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Triangle out of metal will sink without a ballast because it'll capsize

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Put metal triangle in water. Sinks.

Add more weight. Floats.

Problem?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Make it heavy so it doesn't sink. Make it make sense

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

It's like we forgot about phosphorus being finite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Metal, try concrete

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Science is the newest form of magic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Imagine thinking cellulose can be digested, dumb trilobytes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Well who knew sand could also be smart (Ok I'm bad at this)