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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bonus: the photo was taken with a film camera and the graininess is from all the radiation.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Very cool. Feels like it should be a level in Half Life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It's kind of crazy how the electron beam looks like a special effect from a 1980's sci-fi movie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aside from the film grain, I'm pretty impressed that the camera seemed to survive that and that the footage from it could be extracted like nothing of this nature had ever happened to the device.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, it WAS impressively shielded as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Super cool. Working on some ebeam sterilization stuff through contractors. Cool to see the nuts and bolts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does non beta-radiation have the same effect? (Especially gamma rays which don't even have an electric charge)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know. If the gamma rays are absorbed and converted to electrons in the photo-sensor, it could also cause noise I suppose ?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why the dogfuck did they not illuminate the hallway the camera goes through

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

because only product being irradiated goes there. no human should be in that area. plus with the lights off you see the ionized air. that would probably be washed out with another light source.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Noise: digital

Grain: film

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dudes over here tryna create Stalker anomalies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There were weird spots on the trail I had never seen. Everywhere the trees completely touched and covered the ground there was a tiny fog bank. Kept thinking, "Go ahead Stalker. Try walking through it."

Nothing happened. :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Should have thrown a bolt in there first, just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

As a member of the Mercs and a friend of Freedom, I diagnose you with alcoholism. Lay off the vodka rookie, you dont need to drink the entire stock Sidorovich gave you even if he said it was a gift.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely love the detail of having the picture all fucked up from the radiation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

thank you. I'm so used to people resposting ancient pixelated memes that I completely missed it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Last time this was posted I went down a rabbit hole of reading about the Nuclear Boy Scout David Hahn

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Mister Americium himself?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Forbidden hot tub.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope they fall in one night.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

IRL Joker origin story in the making

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i have a backyard pile of cardboard boxes, tree branches, pulled up weeds covered with an agricultural tarp. every few months after the high natural pH of the local biome it all melts and become inhabited by worms and bugs, then i use it to make a new fun mound to my yard cosplaying as an iron age hill fort.

better than paying to give it to the waste management who do the same thing and then sell it to the city.

edit: two feet by seven feet big. away from the house near a green space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Twinsies! I use empty pallets for weight!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Groundwater poisoning any% speedrun w/ cheats

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Modern problems require modern middens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Amateur, you need to pulverize the smoke detectors first or the americium just stays inside them!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Hey guys I found the next superfund site!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just the formula for mountain dew.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

OK, but I will just add some H2SO4, D2O, and NaNO3 just for better taste.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Edit: to be clear, do not do this. This is bad advice. Get your soil tested before you start a garden.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Can engine oil not be repurposed for other things? Like burning it? Or is that stupid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cherenkov radiation glows blue not green. So he’s safe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just aqua teen things

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Relax guys, it's just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.