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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck I love soft serve ice cream.

[–] CameronDev 14 points 1 week ago

Instance checks out. :D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen the movies you've starred in too Mr. Squid, and hold on I'm checking flights to Korea.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The next time someone says advertising doesn't work, I want you to show them this meme.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, so that's why I have no idea what this is about.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a godamn status symbol, and it's a cup. A cup.

A 45-60 dollar cup.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For some reason I assumed it was some game thing and I would have remained ignorant and continued to believe that. Oh well. Their advertising almost didn't work on me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I think the reason I'm bitching about it is because it's made it into my home. My SO's friend got got by the ads, then gifted a similar cup as a gift (essentially got double got)

But now I gotta look at it multiple times a day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'm Canadian so I kept thinking it was some hockey joke I'm not into sports enough to understand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

What does Stanley have to do with cups though? They mostly make screwdrivers and wrenches right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I don't believe they are the same company but I could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Are they the ones that get your carpet cleaner?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Too soon. I didn't need this reminder

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Shitposts getting literal over here.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

For girls, you just needed one cup, but for guys, you had to find a farmer so you could see what the goat se.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What does the goat se? Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Two hands and one ring.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That was nasty.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Well if you were an old married dude, you would just need 1 jar.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I've been on fora and social media for almost 30 years and have managed to avoid ever seeing this video. AMA?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Same, it's like the original Star Wars trilogy. I still know everything that happens, somehow, despite never seeing it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

...would you like to?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's genuinely impressive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chronic trend/clout chasing reminds me of Victorian era esoteric fashion rules. Everyone wants to be part of [thing]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Imagine not wearing a corset or a huge-ass skirt lololololol 💅✨

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look at this guy. Drinking out of cups

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not my chair not my problem that's what I always say

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Who paid for this floor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Mr. Balloon hands. Mr. Balloons for hands.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I miss those days of rotten.com and usenet. I want to go back.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I thought they just had a recall. Better to not have 100 of them. lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stanley is peepeepoopoo, imo. Know what works? An actually good, functional product.

If you need a good water bottle, get an owala. I've had mine for like 4 years. Has a carry handle, push button opening that is protected by the handle so it won't randomly pop open, pour OR straw-free sip option, comes in a bunch of sizes, etc.

I'm not a shill, I swear. I'm just a random doofus who used to have a problem with dehydration. I DO NOT endorse products lightly, but owala is a fucking winner for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sorry to be negative about your water bottle but I feel like all the recent colorful water bottles are all plastic fashion accessories.

https://youtu.be/2OoO1gCwPlo

I feel that bottles with paint and complicated parts won't last as long as simple unpainted bottles like nalgenes.

But hey, if you enjoy your water bottle, embrace it. As long as you're not buying dozens of them, it is a tool and you should have the best tool for your everyday life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hydro flask sells lightweight 40oz that I've had for going on 4 years now. I've dropped it down a hill and dinged the edge, but it's the lightest insulated bottle I've ever found, and they use a vinyl wrap instead of paint. Still scratches, etc, but the bottle is great. It weighs less full than some of the more ridiculous 40oz bottle do empty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I watched the entire video. Guy is talking about how water bottles have become nothing more than trendy fashion. Not too much about any design flaws, other than maybe the bottles getting dented.

That said, I got mine before the trend. As an avid water-drinker who has tried many many bottles prior: it's legitimately a fantastic water bottle! It's easy as fuck to clean, multiple drinking options, has NEVER popped open in my bag and soaked all my shit, and a bunch of other shit.

I like it. Love it, actually. If more people get them, cool. If they don't, that's fine. Seems like the dude is more mad at people hopping on collecting trends. I get that. It's marketing. Sure. However, that said, it's a fantastically functional water bottle that I have recommended to anybody who expresses interest in a bottle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Makes sense, makes sense. Yeah, my only exposure to them is as a trend.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Drinking outta cups... Like a bitch."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Never could watch the whole thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Don't feel bad. I always nut before the end too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's not that bad. Maybe I'm just desensitized.

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