Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?
Well for butt plugs you have:
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well hey you only have 3 holes to a person
What if you want to triple stuff?
You would not be in a state of Texas then
Ummm ... Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas ..... So this law is already unenforceable.
Pardon me if I choose not to test that theory
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Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point
At first I was like "barbaric", but then I thought to myself that 6 dildos per person sounds abundant. I've decided to believe that they were about to fight an owner of 7 dildos and implemented that ban to reduce their power. Like "there are 7 of us and you have only 6 dildos what are you going to do" because the 7th dildo would be illegal.
And yes I know that the grounds of this ban are absurd and barbaric, I do wish hunger and pestilence upon those who voted it in, it's just that any discussion regarding it had to be hilarious. What are they trying to prevent by restricting the access to 7th dildo, gang wars?
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