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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

[–] tatterdemalion 10 points 1 week ago

I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think you're referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.