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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 days ago (5 children)

False. Leg position is different, one allows additional bracing. NASA virgins caught red handed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

This person fucks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How would one allow additional bracing? You can use the same amount of bracing for both, just depends on where the bracing surfaces are. What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In space, you are the bracing surface.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean... you'd be doing it on a ship. And there'd be stuff to hold on to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

"No not the networking equipment!"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Also movement axis is variable in one and mostly fixed in the other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'm trying to imagine how to do either, while having the posture of the other. It's not only legs..

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

To quote one line from Netflix's Inside Job.

JFK: We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because I am hard.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Did that get uncancelled by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

« In space, 69 and 69 are the same thing »

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If you cum in space no one can hear it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Nobody can hear your boner in space either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

but floating cum is interesting. i wonder what the sperm does.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Straddle vs ass presented. I don't see how no gs changes this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

just have to adjust the angle of your dangle

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

I am volunteering for experimentation to prove this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

If they are this wrong you can falsify them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

It's actually dependent on orientation to either the plane of the solar system or, if interstellar, the galactic plane. Once we become an extra galactic species, our anatomy will be such that this entire premise makes no sense.

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