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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 minutes ago

Iconic EDM group Kernkraft 400 has denied their hit single Zombie Nation is a sporting anthem. "It's not played at sporting events. It just isn't."


News from a fever dream.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Friendship with Village People's YMCA is over. Chappell Roan's Hot to Go is my new best friend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 hour ago

It's not a gay anthem, it's only coincidence that it's played in nearly every gay pub I have been to, on every gay radio station, every gay pride event (with performers), and when my first boyfriend sucked my dick. People just like picking straws, man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Welp, now we know cultural anthems are one more thing people with MAGA brain rot don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Way to destroy your legacy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Sadly, a legacy doesn't pay the bills.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

This is sad. This makes me sad.

[–] [email protected] 256 points 1 day ago (3 children)

why would he do that?

he stands to make “several million dollars” due to Trump’s continued use of the song.

oh, right.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ha. That implies that Trump would ever pay him anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

He didn't even pay his lawyers, and he actually needs those.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

Surely, Trump won’t stiff me with the bill.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cried all the way to the bank

Liberace after winning a libel suit against a news paper calling him a homosexual

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace_v_Daily_Mirror

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 day ago (3 children)

TIL that Victor Willis of The Village People is a fascist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

He did dress as a cop. The clues were there.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You have to understand, I'm set up to make millions from this song"

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if Trump pays for using it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Zero isn't very slim, it's just nothing

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You'll come to find many people you would have never suspected are OK with fascism, when it makes them rich.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (12 children)

My step-son was 11 and constantly singing YMCA.

"Look, I don't want to freak you out, but in case you get made fun of at school, YMCA is a gay anthem. No problem with that, but you should know."

He was horrified, so he started singing "I Will Survive" instead. I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

fast forward 10 years, he sits down to "tell you something important" and then is shocked when you already knew 😆

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

He just needs to embrace them. I'm a straight dude, I love gay anthems. I made $20 one time by singing I Will Survive for karaoke at a crowded bowling alley, in front of my wife's entire company. Whatever, can't embarrass me. I love that song. Didn't even need the karaoke screen.

Joke's on them, I would have sang it for free. Any or all that I know. Diana Ross, Cyndi Lauper (I just saw her a couple months ago), The Weather Girls (I have an It's Raining Men 12" single) and I will belt them all out with my own terrible choreography.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

The oracle has spoken

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Young Men's Christian Association?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Yes. If you weren't aware, the YMCA was a very common meeting/cruising place for gay men back in the day. The YMCA used to be known for providing cheap food and housing, so it attracted a lot of dudes to come stay there and some of them were gay. Gay bars weren't really a thing for the most part, so other places like the YMCA became the default. It's even more convenient if you already happen to live there.

As early as 1919, the YMCA was already a common cruising spot for both members of the US military and civilians. Some guy went up to FDR (Assistant Secretary of the Navy at the time) and was like "Want me to catch some of the gay dudes in the Navy?" When FDR approved, the Navy sent undercover twinks to the YMCA in Newport, Rhode Island to fuck a bunch dudes and report back like, "Yep, they were gay. I know because we fucked." Pretty shitty, since the result was a court-martial and some people ended up getting sent to naval prison or dishonorably discharged (a few were found not guilty). The investigators rarely expressed any objection to the sexual acts in their reports, either, so it's a little messed up that they'd get dudes in trouble for fucking by fucking them. I can still find an element of humor, though, in the fact that the US Navy was cool with sending specifically young, good-looking dudes to honeypot sailors into boning as a means of investigation all the way back in 1919. It was known as the Newport sex scandal if you want to read more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Ah, the "good old days" before entrapment was established by case law. I would say our joke of a Supreme Court would like to overturn that too, but it'd apply way too often to their own hypocritical party. Although they would probably just make exceptions for their own party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

undercover twinks

Lol

[–] [email protected] 46 points 22 hours ago

Lol like Trump is actually going to pay you for using the song, it really is rubes all the way down

[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago

Idk seems kinda gay to me 🤷

[–] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago

Oh, honey. No.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The more I read the funnier it gets

As for the idea that “Y.M.C.A. is “somehow a gay anthem,” Willis said that “is a false assumption based on the fact that my writing partner was gay, and some (not all) of Village People were gay, and that the first Village People album was totally about gay

“This assumption is also based on the fact that the YMCA was apparently being used as some sort of gay hangout and since one of the writers was gay and some of the Village People are gay, the song must be a message to gay people. To that I say once again, get your minds out of the gutter. It is not.

...

I therefore wrote ‘Y.M.C.A.’ about the things I knew about the Y in the urban areas of San Francisco such as swimming, basketball, track, and cheap food and cheap rooms. And when I say, “hang out with all the boys” that is simply 1970s black slang for black guys hanging-out together for sports, gambling or whatever. There’s nothing gay about that.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

“As a straight member of a gay band, I totally didn’t get the point of the gay song I wrote for my gay band”

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago

I'm not gay I just like hanging out with the boys

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hate him saying "get your mind out of the gutter" as if even thinking about people who are gay is itself a perverted sexual act.

Gay people exist. Acknowledging this and discussing whether a piece of media is directed at them is not "mind in gutter" stuff.

I don't want to go so far as to say this person is homophobic, but it sure does sound like some internalized homophobia, perhaps.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 23 hours ago

He knows the audience he’s playing to

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I can reluctantly believe that is true (despite the laughable first paragraph where he gives example after example about why such "assumptions" are reasonable) - but he's old enough to know that once an artist puts art out into the world, their interpretation of it is no longer the only one.

The song IS a gay anthem even if it wasn't written that way.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Its not "a" gay anthem.

Its the gay anthem. FTFY.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

WOW! Not much in the news has shocked and surprised me as much as this article has.

Victor Willis says he will take legal action against any news organization that suggest "Y.M.C.A." is a gay anthem beginning in January 2025

I'm really curious to know what legal action he intends to take. Doesn't he have to show some sort of damages for any hope of not throwing his money away on frivolous lawsuits that will go nowhere?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

He says that, but he seems to really aggressively be sucking Trumps cock here.

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