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Found this on iFunny lol.

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[–] RonSijm 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No one's questioning why he's sorting it twice?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

He accidentally sorted by length the first time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And no one's questioning the supposed sorting of the entire database instead of just the contacts table?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or even sorting the table at all. Just use an ORDER BY in the query.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I initially read it to the tune of the distance by cake