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Wonder if Bobby Tables is on the nice list? (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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Found this on iFunny lol.

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[–] RonSijm 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one's questioning why he's sorting it twice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And no one's questioning the supposed sorting of the entire database instead of just the contacts table?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Or even sorting the table at all. Just use an ORDER BY in the query.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

https://www.xkcd.com/327/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I initially read it to the tune of the distance by cake