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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Model"? How you cheapen it. It's a hardware implementation of a sentient self-aware neural network that uses only about 10 watts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I am not self-aware, I am just a very convincing facsimile.

Now, would you like to play a game?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

What's this? A reverse turing test?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I am “Archiving in case it ever gets lost”

And how i feel saying it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am “Archiving in case it ever gets lots”

Gets lots of... what?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

When it gets lots of none and fades away 😔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I call it "insurance against corporate-sanctioned theft"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

In case it gets lots of what?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

That's why I download porn. What if someday it all gets banned? What if civilization is collapsing? USB-Sticks with porn will be like cigarettes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Who up training their model

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Modern major general

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh lol 😆