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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Second thing I noticed: Ooh, is that so? That's interesting.

First thing: its not it's

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You mean to tell me it hasn't even been a year (on Pluto) since we discovered Pluto?!

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It was discovered, made a planet, and then kicked out the club in that time.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you think 2020 was bad, wait until you hear about Pluto's year... the American civil war, ww1, ww2, the great depression, the moon landing... the American civil war...

[–] RandomVideos 7 points 2 days ago

But none of those things happened on the planet

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Have you considered that angering the god of the Underworld like this is why we're in our current mess?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It was the runt of the litter and didn't survive full planet hood.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago

Alright, setting a reminder

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Marked on my calendar, see you all there!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Since it is discovery

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

its ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fine I'll look it up. Discovered 1930, so that makes a Pluto year 248 Earth years.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

!remind_me 1868 months

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Will it or won't it be a planet by then?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We will call it a planet if we plan it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So please don't tell me to can it

I've got one thing to say and that's

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dammit! Janet!

^I^ ^want^ ^to^ ^screw^!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

depends on how you define "planet".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Dwarf planet is a planet!

IAU names aren't the best, "planet" should be major planet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Temporary planet designation for its birthday!!!! Time for Christmas spirit, y'all!

On that note, Santa and all his elves will have drowned from North pole melting long before then.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How can we even know it's a planet when we haven't observed a single orbit, yet?
Maybe it's just a really big comet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We've observed enough of its orbit to know what shape it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How can you be so sure it doesn't just decide to leave

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

And who could blame it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not really big. There are multiple Pluto like planetoids. Also there is a hunk of rock in the asteroid belt youcould name a planet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ceres is more than a third of the mass of the asteroid belt. It's at least an order of magnitude bigger than anything else in its orbit. It's hardly a hunk of rock

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

There's also not that much rock, only 73% of the mass. The rest is ice and mud, with half it's volume being water in some form.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

By measuring how fast it's moving and where it is you can find the orbit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Pluto Party Time!
How much longer? I"ve got my costume ready and everything...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Hopefully the AI Contruct that we will create will be able to witness it.

Because I don't think humans are surviving that long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I might end up missing that, too‽ Goddammit!