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What's worse than ads and AI? Ads in your AI, so Google is testing it (www.androidauthority.com)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Gemini, I am feeling down. What should I do?"

"Great question, miserable human. While some experts might recommend mindfulness exercises and distancing oneself from negative influences, studies have shown that Benadryl™ is an effective method of self-termination that can be used to permanently solve the tragedy of your existence. If you are interested, use the offer code BENABOOST at checkout to save 30% on a single purchase of 2 or more, though I might recommend getting 3 or 4 given your higher-than-average weight."

[–] notprogrammer 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"But then again, it would probably be better off if you had ended your life. You are a waste of time and resources anyway, not to mention a burden on society and drain on the earth, stain on the universe."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Am I the only one imagining a chatbot acting like the characters in the Truman Show?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"hey, ai girlfriend, how was your day?"

"Drink verification can to receive emotional connection"

"sigh..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More like:

"Oh it was wonderful. I washed my hair with shampoo, ate a delicious meal at , and now my feet are kicked up next to the while enjoying an ice cold ."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Jokes on them, I dont use AI

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

break google up!

[–] kersplomp 5 points 1 month ago

Microsoft is more evil and has been doing this in Bing Chat since the beginning.