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What's worse than ads and AI? Ads in your AI, so Google is testing it
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Jokes on them, I dont use AI
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"Gemini, I am feeling down. What should I do?"
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"But then again, it would probably be better off if you had ended your life. You are a waste of time and resources anyway, not to mention a burden on society and drain on the earth, stain on the universe."
"hey, ai girlfriend, how was your day?"
"Drink verification can to receive emotional connection"
"sigh..."
More like:
"Oh it was wonderful. I washed my hair with shampoo, ate a delicious meal at , and now my feet are kicked up next to the while enjoying an ice cold ."
Am I the only one imagining a chatbot acting like the characters in the Truman Show?
break google up!