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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Right? Just the other day I was thinking about how many hobbies I dropped once I started seriously dating, and then later how many more when I had kids.

My guitar hasn't been touched in years. My books have gone unread. My 3D printer is getting a workout making organizational tools and little toys for the kids though lol

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[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago (10 children)

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I've read manual for my new 3D printer but it was in a foreign language so I had to cook up a way to understand it, luckily I travel a lot so learning languages is not that difficult for me. I hope that this writing paints good enough of a picture on how it went. I forged up some way to accelerate my learning process so that I could get trough it swift like an arrow. There certainly were some steep inclines which I had to overcome but in the end it all went swimmingly. The only issue was that I could not muster any courage to approach my crush. I just stood there like a stump and stared at her eyes that glistened like stars. In the end it turned out she was a hoe so I dodged a bullet.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

If you have a banjo, it's straight up unattractive.

Source : I have a banjo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

seriously? I've known several women that fucking love banjo. I would say I've heard more women talk about how cool banjo playing is compared to actual guitars (then again I think it's just a known thing with guitars that doesn't need to be brought up). It might also depend on where you live I suppose. Roll into an Appalachian town stringing a banjo and you'll be the pied piper of the mountain women.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Any women here who can give insight on why woodworking is attractive? I thought my hands would be too grimy with sharpening grit, everything covered in chips and shavings and my hands covered in scars for it to be considered attractive.

Also do you find power tools or hand tools more attractive?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend's sink has gotten me laid more than once.

[–] ICastFist 7 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

You'll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (33 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago

No one should undertake hobbies because they are attractive to someone else. Unless you want to join groups where you can meet people you’re attracted to, then the activity is just an excuse to mingle. But you are more likely to find a hobby rewarding if you are genuinely interested in it, no matter what others think.

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