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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book
(thehardtimes.net)
I almost ate the onion on this one
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.
Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.
"...is.....is this......oh, ok. No, it's not real. It's just skating REAL razor thin to reality." It's like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.
Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years ~~checking for onion.~~
FTFY.
4 years, right.
Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.
You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!
Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.