Mice and scissors that can be used in both left and right hands are oppression by the woke communists!!!!!1! All part of the WEF plan (sponsored by Soros) to make everyone ambidextrous and to destroy our right-hand supremacy! Bill Gates put secret nanobots in the vaccines to make us more left-handed. Wake up, don't believe what the fake news media tells you!
(/s, though I hope that was clear)