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A running haiku (sopuli.xyz)
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I have been running for a few years, but today I had an interesting first experience while out on the road. Here's a little haiku I cooked up while returning home.

I run far and hard

Today I had a new first

Never trust the fart

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the fart took his lunch money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It definitely left me with a slightly bruised dignity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was it a whisper?

Perhaps 'twas not heard, but seen.

Hope the shorts made it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was a loud one

Felt the betrayal at once

Leakage there was not