this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago (5 children)

For every fuck that's censored, I shall say fuck twice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where do people even get these censored memes?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably took it from a site with strict rules about cussing is my guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Im guessing Facebook

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Fuck fuck I say!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

*For every fuck that's censored, I shall fuck twice.

No need to thank me, you deserve the sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Holy forking shirtballs Batman!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How do you know it's fuck? It could be anything!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Ty for your work

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

During the period Saddam was in hiding, a friend of mine was trying to write a comic book called Saddamatron: Weapon of Mass Destruction.

It was about the US government capturing Saddam and turning him into a giant mechanized pro-US Super Soldier.

The finale was supposed to be a Kaiju-style battle between Saddamatron and Pol Pot-bot.

So sad it never came to fruition.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

a Kaiju-style battle between Saddamatron and Pol Pot-bot

This is why I come to lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not to worry, you have other fascist leaders in mech form like:

https://files.catbox.moe/dfe2ey.mp4

And if you want a figurine you can find one of these somewhere

https://hypebeast.com/2021/7/beeple-kim-jong-un-collectible-youtooz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Someone should make a qBittorrent plugin that adjusts a torrent's speed limit continuously to draw shapes on the other peer's speed chart for one-on-one transfers. Ideally, so that the curve peak is your bandwidth and the area under the curve is the total data volume of the transfer. I would totally waste half of my bandwidth for a chance of amusing some leecher. (The other half can in the meantime be used for torrents with larger swarms)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Favorite one in a bit lmfao

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

anybody have any guesses about what the hidden word is?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Tarnation I believe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Daaaaaaaarlinn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can say fuck on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't on Meta and TikTok platform. Fucking censorship

[–] szczuroarturo 1 points 1 day ago

Also its not always clear whetewer you can or can not so i usualy just censor it either way. Everyone knows what i mean either way for f*** sake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I like his little wiener.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

SSDam Hussain

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Oh this one got me. Goddamn lol this is a good one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Took me a while to find

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Insert Peter Parker/Tony Stark meme here...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The Shroud of Turin: the real origin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago