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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? Amjust assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tim tok memes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won't do anything but fuck it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Can't even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

You're free to repost to pisspost this shitpost

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

I'm going for a piss

Oh yeah, want some help with that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Yeah the shower is a much easier solution

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I thought they used audio recognition or something

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.

Now if it were a png, thats a good source. Theres a lot more transparency.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This comment made me remove both my femurs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

When you hear a real knee slapper and your aim is slightly off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I kinda wanna cut off my thighs too after reading that

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 hours ago

Maybe she should try more quietly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I like how they censor the "C" in dick so it's just "DIK"

I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

dik was an animation studio once upon a time

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

I instantly heard it. DEEK

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 12 hours ago

Still a better love story than twilight.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Not anymore.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn't be able to pee

[–] [email protected] 40 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's difficult but not impossible

[–] [email protected] 66 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Tried this once, wife's aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And she's only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn't know how strong of a stream you're giving her and you can't adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

You're quite the piss scientist I see!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I can definitely see why it would be harder than the real thing. Also didn't know that existed, link (NSFW) pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

It certainly is! That's really interesting. I didn't even consider how transitioning changes the way one would use the toilet. I can totally see needing to practice in the shower with the device.

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