The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? Amjust assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tim tok memes.
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Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting...
I'm going for a piss
Oh yeah, want some help with that?
I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.
Yeah the shower is a much easier solution
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Aloud.
I thought they used audio recognition or something
It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.
I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.
Now if it were a png, thats a good source. Theres a lot more transparency.
This comment made me remove both my femurs.
Maybe she should try more quietly.
Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p
I like how they censor the "C" in dick so it's just "DIK"
I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol
dik was an animation studio once upon a time
I instantly heard it. DEEK
Still a better love story than twilight.
pissing all by yourself, handsome?
Not anymore.
my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn't be able to pee
It's difficult but not impossible
Hard Mode
The competition is stiff.
You woodn't think it's possible
Tried this once, wife's aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD
To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.
And she's only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn't know how strong of a stream you're giving her and you can't adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.
You're quite the piss scientist I see!
Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.
I can definitely see why it would be harder than the real thing. Also didn't know that existed, link (NSFW) pretty cool.
It certainly is! That's really interesting. I didn't even consider how transitioning changes the way one would use the toilet. I can totally see needing to practice in the shower with the device.
aloud
That's quite the sound
Nonono, peeing is when stuff comes out. Sounding is when stuff goes in. Easy mistake to make.
A great shitpost about pee ... beautifully done ... now I gotta go pee ... by myself ... with no one holding my pee pee .. so they don't do a helicopter while I pee
You can hold it and copter yourself
Coptering a feel
Reminds me of the almighty Hippopotamus doing the helicopter with his tail while taking a dump. Shit hits the fan. Shits supergreen too. When I see a pond full of algae I am careful, hippo might be closeby...
And the funny thing is, as over the top satirical as you're being, it's not actually bad advice. More people die from hippo attacks than sharks or alligators.
Hippos are big dumb assholes, but they are POWERFULL!!!! You don't fuck with hippos, you don't fuck with moose, and you don't fuck with polar bears.
You know that phrase about bears? If it's it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back."? Well hippos have a phrase too.
"If it's a hippo, fuck you!"