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Big Ol' Beavers (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Justin Beaver

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg. It's the Beavles!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rooftop concert!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Don't mention "the incident"!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The one from Beavers and Butthead?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anything but metric!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Bi(e)ber" is German for "Beaver"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bóbr kurwa!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

THAT is a kurwing bober

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And shall again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

which one did Winona have?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Bieber for scale

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bigger != taller explicitly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Bigger than wrestling!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This one's actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tired metric joke

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.