The ceiling tiles just thrown aside, dropping cables everywhere is such a vibe. They really were scrappy up starts
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Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall
Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.
Used a physical board in my last job before COVID
Can't really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards
that's what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for
Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its
The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.
Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!
Plus it's a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu
I like dragging the card to the "Ready for demo" slot :3
Depends, sometimes we also had a guy with a notepad. He kept track of everyone on the team.
Picture #4
So if you could just go ahead and work until daybreak fueled by nothing but coffee, that'd be great. Thaanks.
coffee and death metal
Those CRT electron guns packed a punch.
I'm in this picture and I don't want to be.
I'm in this picture and it's making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I'm gonna log off and go to bed.
Reminds me of the Reboot hotel offices.
Different economies sadly. Too high risk these days to do "undirected" development like that. Line must go up. If the line cannot go up then fuck you no healthcare or home.
See also: remakes or remakes of remakes
Guy with two monitors not fucking around.
Well this is the titular John Carmack, arguably the best video game programmer of all time. So yeah, in the picture he's probably coming up with yet another revolutionary technique, and is definitely not fucking around.