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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's strange how us older ex-metalheads are the first different generation music wise

Our parents were horrified by our taste in music. Their parents were horrified by their taste in music, their parents were horrified by their taste in music

We're the first generation that listens to our kids' music and goes

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's the same though isn't it? While it's not the reason why we liked the music we liked (more punk than metal for me but same difference) it was always a bonus if your parents didn't like it. That's exactly the reaction that kids are getting from their parents now!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is! But I'm glad you understand what I meant!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well there are two areas to explore here. The quality of the music and it's message. And the parenting we endured. I became a metal head for both reasons. My parents music didn't resonate with me. The over simplified music structure just bored me. There wasn't anything epic about it. And then the message didn't resonate when it was all happy rose gardens and unicorns. My dad was an abusive asshole. Metal gave me that angry outlet.

At least my mom understands where I come from even she doesn't understand why I listen to what I listen to. She divorced him and shit changed. Now my son loves metal and his mom doesn't get it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My mom likes metal now 🀷

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I wasn't super into metal when I was a kid, I was more into funk and blues. But then my son decided to put on some garbage than he calls funk music. I was disgusted and promptly changed the song to sam and Dave.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That’s a testament to the tolerance of millennials. We are more open minded and will at least listen to what our kids have to say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm really into new metal bands though, because they are constantly releasing stuff. There are bands out there like Black Breath that will still melt your face off, but I really like the more experimental side of metal, with bands like Abstract Void, Unreqvited, and Botanist all pushing the envelope of what metal is.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Five Finger Death Punch is as close as you can possibly get to pop music without leaving the genre of metal completely. I don't judge people if it's their jam, I just think they are extremely mediocre at best. It's no coincidence that the majority of their most popular songs are covers.

But hey, people like what they like.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I just feel like their songs are specifically targeted to edgy 13 year olds. "wrong side of heaven and righteous side of hell" I mean, c'mon.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Its called suburbia and nothing ever happens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, c'mon.

Right or wrong? I can hardly tell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The maturity of a 13 years old, but it's listened by angry genXers and older millenials.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't get this point of view, maybe I should because it sounds logical. But again sometimes I want to listen to harpsichords in E by Bach. And sometimes I want to listen to hallowed be thy name from iron maiden, sometimes I want to listen to a nightmare to remember by dream theater, and sometimes I want to listen to wrong side of heaven by ffdp.

It's like the same logic that I love eatimg healthy home made delicious filipino food every day of the week, by my excellent cook of a wife. And yet occasionally I get a craving for a menu at burger King with a monster energy drink.

It is as if there is redeemable factors in both

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I tend to like pop metal the same way I like pop punk. It's not going to make me feel anything but it's catchy. It's good for working out or working on the motorcycle and similar things where I want a driving background but don't want to get way into it.

That being said, the kind of people who listen to FFDP put me off of their music. It's like that's the first metal they ever heard then decided to make it their whole personality.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ghost is in the same boat. Don't get me wrong, they write some great songs, but they are perilously close to pop

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've seen Ghost described as "Spooky ABBA" and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"Bon Jovi for Goth Dads" is the other one I enjoy. I love Ghost, Tobias writes exactly the music he wants. Not trying to be metal, he was heavily influenced by og heavy metal (Sabbath) and the theatrics of the glam/hair metal era (Kiss). Combine the two and ya, that's just Ghost.

It's very intentionally campy and fun, like year round Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

To their defense, I think they are really self aware. The campiness and the theatrics are all intentional. It almost has a musical (the broadway kind) aspect to it. 5FDP actually believe they are hard.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree they are mediocre (at best), but as for sounding poppy, you're forgetting we have a whole metal subgenre called hair metal.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well, there's also "punk goes pop" stuff, like the good old https://youtube.com/watch?v=gbMbCbEp5cA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A series I personally love listening to while working out. Especially the 80s pop covers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That is hilarious.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you like Cradle of Filth?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

They changed my life

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Honestly don't understand the hate ffdp gets.

If someone could clue me in that'd be nice cause like I genuinely like a lot of their original songs as well as the remakes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I like their stuff, but I'll admit that a ton of it sounds the same. On the other hand, people almost always complain when bands go "experimental", so I consider it a somewhat good thing actually

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no clue about music in general, but ffdp are pretty basic when it comes to their song structure, a lot of simple and repetitive rhythms. Add to that that they sound recorded better than live (IMO) and they're American which can lead to prejudices in the metal community and the bands easy to joke about.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Their music was pretty great back in the day, but their more recent stuff sounds like schizophrenic whinging, and their music videos make them look like maga fascists. I have done zero research on what their opinions actually are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I like their first couple albums and they write extremely catchy songs, but their lyrics feel just a little too douchey for my taste. They're a fantastic cover band though.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, that shit fucking slaps!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (12 children)

hit me with some brutal recommendations if you got them. it's been a while and I'm out-of the loop

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idk what genres you like so here’s a few recommendations across a few genres. On phone so no links.

I’ve been obsessing over HirΓ¦th lately, probably one of the best albums I have ever heard. It’s not a metal album, but it scratches that itch I have for metal, so it’s going on this list lol

  • Witching - Vernal (blackened sludge)
  • Flummox - Rephlummoxed (prog death/avant garde)
  • Mamaleek - Vida Blue (avant garde)
  • Rail Yard Ghosts - HirΓ¦th (Blackgrass/Blackened folk punk, large band)
  • Woe - Hope Attrition (black metal/RABM)
  • Botanist - Paleobotany (Experimental Black metal)
  • An Abstract Illusion - Woe (prog death)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Slaughter to prevail

Archspire

Igorrr

Blood incantation

All are in my heavy rotation right now, I like weird envelope pushing metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Igorrrr are solid, definitely doing some different shit. Dunno the others.

Your list shows up perfect when I go to respond, but in normal view, Lemmy doesn't put your lines in.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The most recent Cattle Decapitation album fucking shreds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Specific tracks, for your convenience:
Blackbraid - The river of time flows through me
Klevertak - BlodtΓΈrst
Kanonenfieber - Sturmtrupp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Infant Annihilator - Decapitation Fornication

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's not metal to drink a fruity drink?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I drink filtered cattle blood (milk).

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to pretend I know what this is about and go back to listening to the Ink Spots.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I find this funny because I only like technical death metal, like the pizza passage, sporeception, and sly cropped dick

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"What's your favorite flavors?"

"Blue and Black!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

There's nothing more subversive than the Thin Blue Line sticker on their lifted Dodge RAM

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