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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

The best bit about the mint and chocolate thing is that chocolate is also poison, so we spice up our poison with more poison.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

All valid Points. But also, humans: i will care for this plant and create huge fields where you can live prosper and in peace. We kill everything who comes near you and try to harm you. And we will ensure you will live forever. You dont need birds who shit your seeds out.

Those plants domesticared us!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Botany of desire

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I evolutionary terms being edible to humans is quite useful.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Chickens are the most numerous bird on the planet, wheat covers more land area than any other plant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

TBF, life's objective is to reproduce and keep its genetic materials continuing on. Even if humans propagate and consume said plant because they find it desirable, that is still a success for the plant. So even if it has toxic caffeine or fiery capsaicin to deter some pests and humans find it enjoyable, the plant wins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Especially since many of the plants die after 1 year anyway so it's not even like we shorten their lives anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Isn't the flavour of cocoa also originally a pesticidal chemical lol

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Would aliens actually be weirded out by this quality of humans?

I feel like any sufficiently intelligent species living on a planet will have some degree of biodiversity on said planet. And the chances of something being made to be a poison/deterrent for creatures other than the intelligent species is probably a large one, because it's pretty hard for plants and animals to make a poison/deterrent that kills everything without also killing itself. So if there is a gap for itself, there is a gap for other life to coexist with the toxin. And that's before accounting for the fact that something can be safe at low levels, provide benefits/stimulation/good feels at low levels, and toxic at high levels.

So I'd think it would be pretty natural for intelligent life to consume things that are harmful to huge swaths of other creatures.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago

Works best with the Earth-is-a-deathworld trope

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

It is kinda weird that humans are so resilient to so many things though. It's part of being scavenging omnivores, but alients with a more specialized diet might be weirded out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Dogs can eat rotting meat and lick unwashed balls and ass but die from fucking grapes. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I.... I don't think I can.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I know it's just a typo, but the image "alients" conjured in my head is pretty funny. I have less than zero artistic talent or I'd share it with you all. Hopefully the mental image is enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Aliens tree people is an interesting picture indeed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Potentially. But think of it this way, there are somewhere around 400,000 plant species out there.

https://news.mongabay.com/2016/05/many-plants-world-scientists-may-now-answer/

Based on this list, something on the order of like 99.5% of plants are either not safe, or not useful/beneficial. If other species on our planet share a similar rate without complete overlap, then it's practically a guarantee that there will be thousands of plants that are safe and useful for us but not for other species. That doesn't feel particularly strange or unlikely. So even with a specialized diet, I don't think the numbers would be much different.

It also could be the case that being scavenging omnivores is a strong precursor to becoming intelligent. If your species is on the rise in terms of intelligence, you're probably using that to expand your food sources wide and far.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's based on species though, so it would overrepresent unlikely encounters. I can go eat pine bark or grass on any continent and probably be A-OK.

I do wonder how that data compares with other mammals though. Is it just average, or is it significantly higher?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That’s based on species though, so it would overrepresent unlikely encounters.

That is fair, but also consider that an intelligent species isn't going to be limited by chance encounters. I regularly eat bananas, but I don't live in India. I regularly eat pineapples, but I don't live in Costa Rica. Very little of my diet is comprised of food that is native to my area. As an intelligent species, we farm food en masse, ship it around the world, and plant things outside of their natural habitat.

I do wonder how that data compares with other mammals though. Is it just average, or is it significantly higher?

Purely speculating, I'd wager slightly above average as a result of the thing I said about omnivores being a precursor to becoming intelligent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

an intelligent species isn't going to be limited by chance encounters.

That's actually a fantastic point, we change our environment to be more suitable to ourselves, including cultivating unique yet safe species. I've never heard of a poison dart frog farm, nor a field of death caps.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

For mammals we are, sure, but there's loads of things that'd kill humans that other animals chow down on perfectly happily, especially when it comes to microorganisms, mushrooms and the rotting things they're often found in/around

I don't think scavenging is right also given that humans used to mainly pick fresh fruits and persistence hunt, both of which are very fresh food which is not overlooked or left by others... Given the fact we picked fresh fruits and hunted for fresh meat, being resistant to berry and fruit based poisons was more important than microorganism based ones, so it makes a lot of sense that so many of the non-intoxicating poisons we like are from fruits and berries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Scavenging carcasses and chasing predators away from a kill is definitely a behavior we had in the past. Particularly during droughts and famines, scavenging would be an important food source on the Saharan scrubland. IIRC, this would've been before persistence hunting was a thing, back in the H.erectus days, maybe even as far back as some Australopiths.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Funnily enough we try to cultivate everything we like, so in a roundabout way they were successful.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think the book Sapiens makes the point that wheat has trained us into cultivating it for selfish needs.

(Except that it's wheat, and that we annihilated 99% of its brethren to pick out the one that we liked so we could effectively clone it. But yes, we are the slaves...)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Sapiens and Homo Deus are both such good books. Lots of little anecdotes like that we're just so fascinating.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, when a fruit or seed isn't toxic enough for our taste, we make it liquid then make it ferment or age until some of its sugar turns into the deliciously neurotoxic ethanol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

“Hmm tastes good but could taste a bit closer to death.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

They just want to propagate. The best chance a plant has to do that is by being tasty or useful to humans so we cultivate them.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nicotine, THC, and cocaine are also insecticides. And psilocybin might be an insect repellent.

Thanks poison!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Capsaicin is a fungicide, which is extremely useful in the environments where spicy peppers grow.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs - natures mosquito repellant

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

Mosquitoes are such squares!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf, this has proven to be extremely effective: Just think of how many tobacco or chili plants are grown today! Domestication really is a two-way-street

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Are we farming the plants or are the plants farming us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What’s the bottom imagine from?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you! Watching episode 1 now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Strap yourself in.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Basically humans will have sex with you, eat you, or make you a pet.

Sometimes more than one.

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