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A Illustration of the unrealistic standards that society sets for men
Great, seeing a picture of a trans man has made me aware of the existence of trans people, and therefore, according to GOP logic, it's only a matter of time before I become trans myself and have to fucking go bra shopping.
I saw another trans meme this morning. Turned me into a woman. Thankfully I saw this one! Turned me into a man again. Close call!
UNO Reversed their asses.
Your post about trans men existing has suddenly amputated my genitals. I am now an androgynous blob.
Not if you become a part of the itty bitty titty committee. As a current member who was once a Biggus Tittus in the past, I can say with confidence that bras are a tool of oppression and you couldn't pay me to wear them again.
Nah go braless.
You think that's bad, wait until all your pockets are fake!
No feathers and two pedals? That's clearly a bicycle.
Those who need to won't understand the reference.
how so?
At one point some Greeks were trying to define the word Man, they came up with a featherless biped, and the next day someone released a plucked chicken in the school.
There are some words that are notorious for being hard to define. What they figured out was for those words to instead build up criteria.
Not just someone, the legendary philosopher Diogenes. One of my favorites stories is that one day he was cleaning veggies in a river or something, when Plato walked up and was like "You know Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king you wouldn't have to wash vegetables." And Diogenes responds, "You know Plato, if only you could wash vegetables you wouldn't have to pay taxes to the king."
I always thought the time span of philosophers existing was so large, none of the famous ones would be alive close enough for them to have had any conversation.
But turns out it is some sort of Marvel Cinematic Universe type of shit where they all lived together.
Now I need a philosopher Avenger team.
diogenes was the most based man to ever live.
One of the few philosophers of his time to argue against slavery in any notable form, because he just didn't care if he pissed off his patrons.
The definition of a man, where it came from, the argument. These people aren't the educated thinking type.
Throws a plucked chicken at you
I really don't know how I'm supposed to even compete with standards so high 😔
What is a man!?
A miserable pile of secrets!
wine glass shatters on floor
Have at you!
I know that, no man is an island, so we can rule island out. One step closer to learning what a man is
Well, a man is supposed to always be thinking about stuff about his family, and for to make himself to do things that are gonna gooder the family up around, and gooder it up. That is what is a man.
Oh sure, next the fashion and health industrial complex is going to be pushing opposable thumbs... bastards.
Behold!
Greasy.
Honestly the biggest power move in the world was Jordan Peterson pissing his pants and sobbing about Elliot Page while Page was completely oblivious to his whining and just living his best life.
The picture clearly shows 4 pedals. I conclude that this must be donkey.