BobbyNevada

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and.....shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He wouldn't say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That or "Simple Man!". My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can't understand her half the time."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Who runs border town?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This would be such an awesome kit car to build.

 

Kermit's daughter?

Sharing a fried spaghetti sandwich with his amnesia personality.

 

 
 
 
 
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