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[–] [email protected] 181 points 4 months ago (2 children)

nah on second thought we deserve the plagues

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Gamma Ray Burst or Bust!

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Omg I understood every word of that - should I be worried now? :-P

[–] [email protected] 111 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Honestly, as a rapidly aging Millennial, only skibidi upsets and confuses me.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Same! I've never really gotten into internet slang, but I've always been able to understand it. Skibidi is the first time I am just truly lost

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Skibidi is just a stupid YouTube video series that went viral - the same as all the other stupid memes that prior generations absolutely adore:-). It's an "in-joke" in that you either have heard of it or not, despite being sent around by elementary school children. It's not ah... uh... "good", in the classical sense, but it is somewhat remarkable in being made by someone easily with modern technology, and not needing any dialog it is understandable world-wide.

Here is a ~1 minute version that pretty much sums up what the whole thing is about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePNs-G7puA.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anybody else feeling a smug sense of superiority knowing that this gen-Alpha "skibidi" meme was built with an almost 20-year-old Milllennial-era game?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

I was forged in the fires of Gmod before you were even a twinkle in your daddy's balls, kiddo

Me to the creator of Skibidi moments before I'm kicked in the shins

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Noooooooo. I want hamster dance, that baby, and Charlie the Unicorn. I can't handle the change.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

For me "skibidi-bap" is a vocal flourish I'd hear in dub or reggae, like, not as classic as "booom selecta" or some others but it's up there.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Would you mind please translate to an elderly lady in her mid 30s? Thanks love

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's pretty close to actual English:

"Father, you have no charisma. You are fruitlessly pursuing the love of your wife for real, it's cringeworthy!"

"I might be shit, but your mother has a lot of charisma. My world is boring without her"

"She's the greatest of all time"

"Seriously?" "Yes for real."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I do think it's funny for the supposed child of the pair to call it a fruitless pursuit, but also kind of appropriate, age wise!

Time to get the birds and bees talk, fruit of the pursuit.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Holy shit, forty three year old millennial here and I actually got it right.

Now to celebrate with a nice ibuprofen for my back.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"Papa, you have no game. You drool over mama, seriously. That's cringeworthy!"

"I might be (???) but your mom got mad game. My world turns upside down without her. She's the greatest of all time."

"For real?"

"For real."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Skibidi in this usage means "bad."

"I might be bad (skibidi), but your mom got mad charisma (rizz).

As a Wisconsinite, Ohio being a term for lame is fucking awesome lol.

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[–] msage 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Elderly in the mid 30s?

Fuck.

I feel old anyway, but now I feel even older now.

Shit.

Ehm...

Get off my lawn, kids!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Us oldies being able to parse it, just means that it is now out of date. ;-)

Crinj fr fr.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Gyatt, yaaas shook!! Ima yeet this zaddy glazed, no cap bussin.

(people who know this realize that zaddy doesn't fit, but I was so desperate to work it in...)

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Cute and wholesome but I never want to see this in my life again

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (2 children)

this is a better contraceptive than condoms depending on who you ask.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I have no idea how I managed to understand that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's that wet quantum computer between the ears, flexing just a tiny bit.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I appreciate that Ohio now just means boring/lame. My friends who grew up there confirm this is accurate.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

Unrealistic. The kid isn't on Tiktok or playing Subway Surfers mid-conversation.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Lay em down and

all together

Smack em yack em

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I asked my daughter if she would have a skibidy night tonight or nah. She is 14.

Her response:

What?

What?

What???

Oh, you are saying skibidy. I thought I was having a stroke.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Very interesting YT clip from a linguist on exactly this. He traces its history and some origins go back quite a ways and lots come from the Black community, which should surprise no one.

https://youtu.be/BFgg-Gy0E2g

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The only thing I don't like about linguistics coming from the Black community is saying "axe" instead of "ask". God that triggers me.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

This new lingo was created on the Internet and it shows.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can you translate that into millennial?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Papa, you illin

I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.

She lit

Yasss?

Yas, Yas

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

We moved up a level

Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

Papa, you ain’t fly

Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

She’s hella aiight

Oh snap?

Crackle pop

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

90's Edition:

Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You're totally buggin' out over mom and it's grodie!

Whatever, don't go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin' jiggy wit it! She's all that and a bag of chips!

Wazzzuuuuup!?

Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I understand all 4 versions. I am a generational Rosetta stone

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