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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

😍🐻fascist coping

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've not played the game. I assume the issue is that gay people do in fact, exist in a game?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The character create has you choose your pronouns and one of the options is they/them

liberty-weeping

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can also pick your genitalia independently of your body type.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

spoilerthe nightsongs gay romance is goals honestly. i want a muscular and rough 8ft tall immortal angel lady to talk about how shes gonna fuck the shit out of me in front of everyone i know

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I love how she's instantly just like "I gotta fuck my gf"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I think I have to get this game

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part about rainbows is how fucking stupid chuds look when they get mad about them. 🌈 Sorry buddy, the sky is calling you gay. Go join the frogs 🐸 and pucker up.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

"god's not gonna flood the planet and he proved it by calling you gay lmao"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is why i only fuck druids in bear form

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

probably just a nazi that's too scared to fully reveal themselves (1488) so they only reveal themselves partially (88) to keep it ambiguous lel

they're nowhere to be found when stuff like religious, traditionalist propaganda is "shoved down peoples' throat"

i'm still getting baldur's gate 3 ~~just probably once it's in a sale~~

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being born in the late 80s is a minefield of "around my age or Nazi?" when it comes to user names and emails.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well also look out for reich-wing rhetoric ~~and/or hostile tone~~ in their speech. if you find any - nazi.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Based on my experience about 60 hours in, you would need to explicitly choose to be gay to see really any gay romance in this game. Seems like this guy's version of having gay propaganda shoved down your throat is simply the presence of the choice to be gay

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wait you can't be bisexual in bg3?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You absolutely can slut it up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

your character can be bisexual, all the romance options are into whatever.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mostly, Lae'zel does not share.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i fucked like all my companions and then cut it down to minthara and astarion when they got too needy (problematic evil lady in skin tight black armor, and sassy gay vampire boy)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why is this game so fucking horny lmao

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's staying true to actual DnD.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lmao wait are you serious?

(i never got to play dnd in my life)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is no limit to what you can do really. It's up to the DM to build narrative around your decisions. If there is some character you want to try and bang, you can try to bang them. It is pretty much a rite of passage in any DnD game that someone has sex whilst all the other players sit around and sremoved at them laying on the moves. Lol at the auto-filter removing one of my words. That isn't a bad word you fools!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Play D&D long enough and you'll inevitably have a campaign that features some level of erotic roleplay, usually in orgy form.

You'll also learn why good DMs tend to just fade-to-black that sort of thing, because unless everyone playing is really into that sort of thing it's going to get cringey very quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm still getting baldur’s gate 3 just probably once it’s in a sale

Steal it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could, but:

  • achievements
  • not having to worry about backing up + restoring saves
  • increasing my games counter and watching the playtime go up

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

you forgot one: updates

this game is going to have a ton of updates and sometimes that's a pain in the ass to deal with when pirating

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

I think they have a list of 14 complaints about this game

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be a Chinese bot, 8 is a lucky number for them

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

that's the joke

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is sort of weird that it takes 3 romantic suggestions to be able to turn down Gale but at the same time the one scenr you see people griping about (the magic scene) which asks you if you want to imagine kissing him also asks if you want to show him an image of you ripping off his head. It's clear they are uncomfortable with their just being options listed for gay romance.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I played a woman and Gale gave me huge creep vibes. I kept politely turning him down, until he isolates me on some grass field to tell me he loves me?? Fuck off dude. I've clearly shown you I'm not interested.
Next time we interact he says he's "glad to be with me, though this wasn't the way he imagined"???? Can you shut the fuck up please you incel friendzone loser.
The only time he doesnt talk about how sad he is I won't fuck him is when he talks about his ex girlfriend.

I didn't know people were mad about gay sex scenes tho.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gale is definitely the worst companion, I was given the option to fully turn him down at the Act 1 party though

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I turned him down too. Maybe some code got messed up, and he kept pursuing me?

My internal canon was basically me going "Nah dude, I'm going to fuck Karlach. The big buff woman with a nice attitude that doesn't make one nice comment into a whole thing"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he's this thirsty I'm glad I left him in that portal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He wanted to "teach me magic" despite me being a sorcerer. I nailed every check and he did some reddit-level mansplaining cope of "well you might think it's easy, but it's just because you don't understand. It's actually very complicated". Fuck all the way off dude, you're only on my team bescause I wasted money letting you learn spells before I realised how much you suck.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

"very-smart Sure, you can instinctually cast magic, but do you understand it like I do? Didn't think so. smuglord"

::: spoiler Act 2ish Gale spoilers "Also, I literally fucked magic"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

When you want to call yourself lolifan1488 and the name is already taken

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most low IQ bullshit I've read all day. Nothing I don't expect from normies though.

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