Tankiedesantski

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Broke: "They're not toys, they're miniatures!"

Woke: "Yes, they're just toy soldiers."

Bespoke: "I just like moving my little dolls around a table."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

But how do you navigate space without a map?

Checkmate spaetheist!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Japan and much of east Asia also has strong cafeteria culture. Because schools, universities, and large workplaces tend to have cafeterias, it's not uncommon for working people to have cafeteria food for lunch every weekday till retirement.

The key is that cafeterias are considered a cost to be subsidized rather than a profit making activity, which means that cafeterias serve reasonable quality food at good prices rather than barely nutritionally adequate slop prepared by the lowest bidder.

A Japanese friend of mine told me about how she went on exchange to an American university and was excited to try out the cafeteria plan she was forced to buy. She said that she ate there once and it was so awful that she immediately went to the student office to beg for a refund citing a fictional financial emergency.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

VR is the golf of gaming. Needlessly expensive, takes up too much space and resources, exclusionary, and shilled mainly by rich white dudes.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Hopefully they run at more than 20 fps.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

imo the changes to the skill system didn't really make a big difference.

The launch version had a swimming skill when swimming wasn't even possible didn't it? Personally I think the new skill system made some builds a lot more interesting (mainly melee) and toned down netrunning so that your enemies didn't just spontaneously combust when you looked at them mid game.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Xi Jinping is a brutal totalitarian autocrat who hates Winnie the Pooh but allows this to exist at Shanghai Disney:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those Chinese people should have studied up on English culture and resolved this situation the traditional way: with a knife in an alley.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

if you post it you get sent to an organ harvesting factory

ASPI has exclusive photographic evidence of that organ harvesting factory:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Pollster: "Do you support Biden or Trump?"

Korean woman: "나는 영어를 이해하지 못한다"

Pollster: "B-I-D-E-N OR T-R-U-M-P?????"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Dumbest and most racist.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i-spil-my-jice men create good times

 

Intentionally or unintentionally.

I once played a game of Pictionary where the word was "Israel". Person on the other team gets up and draws a Star of David and a yamulke and a kind of crude but fairly identifiable map of Israel.

Her team member absolutely does not get what's happening and keeps guessing completely unrelated things. When time is up, the person drawing was really exasperated and said "It's ISRAEL! How can you not recognize the country of Israel?!"

Her teammate, without missing a beat, just said "Pfffft, Israel isn't a real country".

I talked to the based team mate afterwards and she was just a standard lib who was bad at geography.

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