DefinitelyNotAPhone

I mean, it just kinda sounds like you want Monster Hunter then (or maybe MH: Stories given it's a turn based team RPG ala Pokemon).

I'm dying to hear you define any of these terms you're using. Please, open the window up to world of politics so incoherent it's like staring at an eldritch horror from beyond the veil of reality.

Just tearing the copper wires out of the walls without a shred of irony at this point.

Because conscripts are working out so well against Russia(n artillery) recently.

My favorite unspoken truth about the American revolution is that the French and Indian War (or the Seven Years War, for everyone else in the world) was literally started by George Washington. Kinda takes the wind out of the sails of people talking about unfair taxation when your founder was the reason for the war that those taxes were needed for.

Imagine escaping justice by the skin of your teeth after taking the biggest L in history only to find yourself on the frontlines of taking two more massive L's afterwards.

Taking out a $100 million loan only to reveal the actual use of that cash was training and arming Maoists in the mountains.

It's Pokemon mixed with Rimworld. That's it.

If you see a webcomic full of attractive women characters, it's almost a given that the artist also does porn. Mostly because they'll make 30x as much money doing the latter, and the former is their passion project.

Yes

If you're deep frying anything in olive oil, you fucked up long ago and are now in the finding out phase.

Source: southerner. Use canola or vegetable oil when deep frying your entire meal, kiddos.

Unironically. Fuck that death march.