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A study analysing penis sizes between the years 1942 and 2021 has found that the average length of the male member, when erect, has increased significantly over the last 30 years.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sperm count decrease headlines

dick size increase headlines

I see this as an absolute win

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

more fun less babies, perfect solution to overpopulation

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Way to rub it in.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

[–] tyler 23 points 1 week ago

TLDR: 3cm in 3 decades. An insane amount.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

It's a growing problem.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

The hungest games.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's surely just nutrition, we've got taller as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

On the other hand there's definitely a preference for taller men when choosing a partner.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

This headline really sent me into a panic!

I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it's an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.

After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno, looks the same to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

you have to get a larger sample size 😆

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

WHY WILL NOBODY LET ME PUT MY GIANT HORSE-COCK INSIDE OF THEM?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Could be Peyronie's disease, might wanna get that checked out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Good for them. 🍷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

:( from everyone over 30.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

increased significantly

Sounds good to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

But the penis contains potassium benzoate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

inb4 it's just due to higher blood pressure due to stress

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew penis inspection day was legit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I always got a D+.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, looking at you slightly above average guys. Welcome to the club.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why are you looking at them?